Las Vegas

Vegas is in incredible place. Really just a complete spectacle unto itself. Amazing things to see and do. Unfortunately, I worked almost the entire time i was there. I got out for some fun a couple times, don't get me wrong, but not the kind of fun i'd necessarily want to have if i was in vegas for a 'vacation'..ie- no strip clubs or huge bars, but still, fun nonetheless. Some observations:

1) The hotels are incredible. I was at the Rio which was a pretty nice place, but then i went into new york new york, caesars palace and most notably the Venetician and was like "wow...". Just massive structures with incredible amounts of things to do inside all of em'.

2) It's hot..like sitting on top of a lawnmower that's been running all day kinda hot. It's dry heat tho...totally different then here in mich. We walked all over the place and I never once broke a sweat...i was wearing khaki's too!

3) Tons of hookers/hot chicks/fake boobs..people wanting to do anything they can to get attention. I had no problems with seeing any of this...

4) Shit there is expensive. Food, drinks, merchandise...stuff ain't cheap in vegas.

5) I got a blister the size of a silver dollar on the heel of my foot from standing and walking down there. It's nasty. Really, really nasty.

I def want to go back there, we got stuck with people we worked with late every nite and after working 12 hours days and those people leaving, my buddy and i there (joffe) were each just whipped. We didn't have NEARLY enuff time to do everything we wanted...but that's what return trips are for....

Speaking of which, my return flight home was one for the ages. After flying out there on a perfect flight, the return trip was brutal. We took the red eye..by choice, figuing we could sleep. Well, 3 babies got on board..yep....3. Sure enuff, one of em' screamed the ENTIRE time..all 3 hours. First off, who would put their baby on a red eye flight?? That's just cruel...Secondly, everyone wanted to kill this lady..it was her, her 10 year old son and infant daughter. What a dumb bitch...people all over were just ready to lay her out. So..no sleep. Plus, there was turbulence the ENTIRE flight...just a steady bevy of ups and downs and backs and forths. Oh, and the whole airplane smelled like piss...not any old piss...CAT PISS!! The entire cabin reeked. Just awful. Then, While the plane was in decent....and i was enjoying my seat RIGHT next to the on board bathroom, an old korean lady decides she can't hold her turd 5 more minutes and drops a deuce right before landing which stunk up the whole plane. Smelled like old lady poop..you know the kind, like cat poop, the smell you get when you walk into the bathroom at your grandma's house. Oh, and korean food, it smelled like korean food.