I'm not sure what is happening to me..

But i've done some really un-me like things lately. I began thinking about this after the encounter I had getting my oil changed yesterday. I went to Uncle Ed's, which by the way i discovered is WAY more expensive then victory lane, and had a gay guy service my car. Yep, no doubts. He was gay. I saw the standard fare at the oil change place that I always see...the grizzled old Black guy, the large lesbian ex softball player working the garage doors in bay 2 and of course the country bumpkin with the southern accent and 7th grade education.

Then, out came the guy that was gonna help me (no pun intended). He was well groomed, clean, and sang and rhymed when he talked. Very well educated and honestly, the first person i've ever talked with while getting my oil change that I felt like i could carry a conversation with. Now, you ask why I think he's gay? Well, like i mentioned above, he sang his words and rhymed his questions to me.

"Here's your old filter, and here's a new,
what would you like us to do??"

He said that while bobbing his head back and forth. Picture, i think his name was Jack on Will and Grace....the guy that wasn't Will or Grace...that's who i'm thinking, but with blonde hair. OH, and when he typed, he did it with flare...each keystroke started from the top of his head, traveled down, made an emphatic click on the keyboard and then returned to his raised hand above his head awaiting the next letter.

He was the complete opposite of every person i've ever had change my oil. He also LOVED my pacifica....cough, cough.

Anywho, it got me thinking about what i've been doing. And in the last week i've had my teeth bleached, bought a tanning package and rented Little Miss Sunshine to watch on dvd. Three things i'd NEVER do. Now they all have good, manly reasons. My teeth had to match my new fake on i'm Finally getting tomorrorw, i wanted to tan cause i'm going to mexico, and i've heard the sunshine movie was actually pretty good. And, it really was. I'd reccomend it. It was like napoleon dynamite but with more of a purpose.

Alright, i think i've just had some unusual circumstances, i'm back now. I"ve gotta run, i'm making barbed wire and twisted steel tonite for dinner.