Bologna

I musta fallen asleep this afternoon. I was wearing a t-shirt and boxers while on the couch..Carly and Shelly were watching blues clues and i dozed off, for what couldn't have been 20 minutes. So, all of a sudden I feel something cold on my legs. I wake up to see they were covered in what used to be an 18 pack of bologna slices. Not an inch of skin was showing from the boxers to my ankles. They were laughing hysterically..the dog was bloated and my legs smelled like beef.