How I was Alpha-Maled

I think i left this out of my last few posts...but someting kind of embarressing happened to me last Friday night. I was driving around in my new sub and got a nail stuck in my tire. The hissing sound was very recognizable and as i raced to Mark's Auto and called Belle Tire too late as they were already closed, I realized i was going to have to change the tire myself. And by changing the tire myself, I mean, have someone else do it for me..aka a tow truck driver. I use a tow truck driver for 2 reasons. 1) i suck at things like changing tires and 2) i pay for AAA every year and want to get my money's worth.

I had actually tried doing this myself on my explorer earlier this summer when i had a flat in AA..to no avail...so , i called the tow truckout and he couldn't do it either without numerous f-bombs and actually hoisting my explorer up with the tow. He said these new f'n explorers are impossible to change without doing this, which of course, made me feel way better.

So, I was able to get back to my apt parking lot no prob and called out the tow. Came right up in like 20 minutes. The guy got out...and no sooner had he laid one foot on the ground when i told him my story how dificult it was to change tires on these new explorers. 10 minutes later, he had the ride jacked up, spare off..flat tire off..new tire on..a smirk on his face and me with my head down and tail between my legs. He never used the tow truck. Sigh...