Daddy's Back
Well, I've got more topics to blog about then you can shake a stick at...i was overflowing and even tho i am really behind at work..i had to get these off my chest.
First of all...Great Wolf Lodge was great. Shelly had an absolute blast down there....what made it better this year compared to past years was 1) It was just her and I and 2) She's big enough where can she do the big water slides with me or on her own..which means, i can do them finally! WE rode waterslides for freakin' hours. We chased each other thru the huge water fort..where, incidentally we went threw these tunnels which meant i had to bend over and crouch in weird positions a lot..and my back, today..a week later is FINALLY back to normal..almost. I could barely sit down in my car to go home the last day..my back was that bad. Great time tho..some random observations from the park:
1) The people down there are not attractive. i saw *maybe* one or two attractive women down there..out of HUNDREDS. and by attractive i mean they weren't Slack jawed. The guys down there all look like Brad Benedict and the women look like someone he'd date. Many of you don't know him, but trust me, it's a good joke if you do.
2) The state bird of Ohio is the pancake. Seriously, the average weight down there for the people i saw was at or near 3 bills. Not kidding. Most folks wore t-shirts in the pools and those that didn't I wish would have. I felt bad for the kids cause so many of em' are WAY over weight and poorly watched down there by their parents. That was VERY clear as well too. Me walking in there i compare to someone like Mia Sorvino walking into co-star on the golden girls. Mia is average in beauty standards for hollywood..but you put her on the golden girls next to bea arthur and rue mclanahan and she gets real freakin' hot. That was me in that place. (really, i just wanted a way to work that analogy in somewhere...).
3)The food is excellent. Greasy, good, over priced, and fattening.
4) i saw my idol: You really have to go to the park to appreciate this..but in the middle is this huge water fort..kids running evrywhere..sprinklers, water guns, fountains, slides..you name it..you go on it and you are getting soaked. Anywho, when i was chasing shelly i looked up and saw this hispanic guy holding the hands of his daughter and holding a 36 oz plastic cup of beer while water was pouring all over him, into his cup...he never was phased. He drank the whole chlorine based alcoholic beverage right down there in the middle of the fort. Slammed it...That moment sticks out in my mind like it was yesterday.
Here's a link...the only think i have to say about it is "yeah, No shit"..but anyways, i have WAY more to write coming up...my jury duty...my weekend..my final divorce day was yesterday, my new ongoing topic of "random encounters" and a lot more...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060308/ap_on_he_me/spring_break_risks
First of all...Great Wolf Lodge was great. Shelly had an absolute blast down there....what made it better this year compared to past years was 1) It was just her and I and 2) She's big enough where can she do the big water slides with me or on her own..which means, i can do them finally! WE rode waterslides for freakin' hours. We chased each other thru the huge water fort..where, incidentally we went threw these tunnels which meant i had to bend over and crouch in weird positions a lot..and my back, today..a week later is FINALLY back to normal..almost. I could barely sit down in my car to go home the last day..my back was that bad. Great time tho..some random observations from the park:
1) The people down there are not attractive. i saw *maybe* one or two attractive women down there..out of HUNDREDS. and by attractive i mean they weren't Slack jawed. The guys down there all look like Brad Benedict and the women look like someone he'd date. Many of you don't know him, but trust me, it's a good joke if you do.
2) The state bird of Ohio is the pancake. Seriously, the average weight down there for the people i saw was at or near 3 bills. Not kidding. Most folks wore t-shirts in the pools and those that didn't I wish would have. I felt bad for the kids cause so many of em' are WAY over weight and poorly watched down there by their parents. That was VERY clear as well too. Me walking in there i compare to someone like Mia Sorvino walking into co-star on the golden girls. Mia is average in beauty standards for hollywood..but you put her on the golden girls next to bea arthur and rue mclanahan and she gets real freakin' hot. That was me in that place. (really, i just wanted a way to work that analogy in somewhere...).
3)The food is excellent. Greasy, good, over priced, and fattening.
4) i saw my idol: You really have to go to the park to appreciate this..but in the middle is this huge water fort..kids running evrywhere..sprinklers, water guns, fountains, slides..you name it..you go on it and you are getting soaked. Anywho, when i was chasing shelly i looked up and saw this hispanic guy holding the hands of his daughter and holding a 36 oz plastic cup of beer while water was pouring all over him, into his cup...he never was phased. He drank the whole chlorine based alcoholic beverage right down there in the middle of the fort. Slammed it...That moment sticks out in my mind like it was yesterday.
Here's a link...the only think i have to say about it is "yeah, No shit"..but anyways, i have WAY more to write coming up...my jury duty...my weekend..my final divorce day was yesterday, my new ongoing topic of "random encounters" and a lot more...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060308/ap_on_he_me/spring_break_risks
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