It's Legal in Eagle

Last nite Alicia and I went to Eagle to Chez' Cansfield to visit mh buddy Tim and his gf Nicole. Good time had by all. The drive was LOOOOOOOONG. I can't believe he does that every day...over an hour..each way...and that was with good traffic on the highway. My hats off to him, couldn't do it myself.

Anywho, got up there, drank some beers, they made us a great Chicken Marsala for dinner. Just delish, had some more beers and then we hit the Eagle Inn. Which, as it turns out, Eagle Inn is Applachia for "hilljacks" I think. I have to honestly say, and Tim gave us due notice before hand, which we shook off, that this would be the most redneck place we've ever been. I thought it wouldn't be worse then stivers or katies here in chelsea-dexter area, but man....it blew those out of the water. Everyone was at least 2 bills...EVERYONE. Even the chicks...Tim's postal carrier was wearing a tight fitting skirt/dress of some sort that she kept hiking up while dirty dancing by herelf on the dance floor to karaoke songs. Another 400 pounder was singing' "strokin' it" while walking up and grinding on his equally large girlfriend....and we met 'double d' which was how he introduced himself to us. Why is he called double d? Cause it stands for dumber then dogshit. Really.

The dj's for the karaoke were fantastic. The one guy looked EXACTLY like Todd's dad..the hair, the build...everything, only he threw down karaoke like that japanese guy throws down wet hot dogs. he was hardcore. It was like watching a movie were someone was acting so over the top intentionally, just to be funny, but he wasnt', he was serious...and knew the words to every 70's song that came up...oh, and was wearing a full blown matching MSU basketball jersey and matching shorts. Terrific. His partner wore the standard air brushed wildlife shirt...with two bears on it....and jean shorts naturally. He was kinda the ring leader, but paled in comparison to his partner in my opinion.

Anywho, we went back, went outside, and then, not sure how, we all realized we had locked ourselves out of tim's house. So, there's no spare key....except in Ionia...all the doors and windows were locked but their upstairs bedroom one. So, we tried climbing on the roof in the back...no dice. We tried climbing on the roof in the front...no dice..after about 45 minutes of this Tim went next door to get a ladder. I went around back to take a leak and thought "hey, people on tv use credit cards to break into doors all the time..." so, i tried it on the garage door..it was deadbolted...no dice. I walked around to the back patio door..wasn't dead bolted...I slipped the credit card in..ran it up and down..the lock popped right out, and I walked right in.

Moral of the story here as always is: I rule.

But it was a great time....tim and nicole were awesome hosts and would def hit up there again!