It's back..sweet, sweet ballroom dancing
Okay, as i'm sure everyone else with a tv watched this too last nite, but in case you didn't, here's my thoughts on season 3 of dancing with the stars...and yes, i did have it dvr'd in case an emergency came up and i wasn't able to see it...
The dancers are still hot. The women ones. They brought back the same ones as last year and gave some a few favors. Namely, the chick that had master p last year (who didn't give a crap the whole competition and was out in round 1) got harry hamlin (more on him in a minute) who's wife was in it last year (lisa rinna, who i still feel was on anti-depression medicine during the whole show) and was really excited to do it himself. Total reversal. Cheryl burke, who won it last year with drew lachey got emmit smith (more on him too) and looks likeshe's got a shot at winning it again. However, the root of this show is the smoking hot dancers and the way they move thier butts and legs and boobs. It's great when you pair that with some random B-list celebreties looking for any time in the sun after their glory days have long gone in most cases. So..here we go...random thoughts from through out the nite.
1) cheryl burke chunked up in the offseason..but her acne cleared up. She's still hot, but definitely heavier and she wore so much foundation as it was last year that the acne only came out during the rehearsal's...so, that was disappointing.
2) Every other dancer got hotter and more europey. What's europey you ask? The fact they all have that accent that you normally only hear in a james bond movie when hes trying to defend a stolen apache helicopter off an aircraft carrier in the mediterranean. You know the accent. It's awesome.
3)the hosts and judges are almost exactly the same. Solid, sometimes so cheesy it's hard to watch, basically meat puppets.
4) the contestants...
Emmit Smith-really surprised me here on this one. last year jerry rice made the finals basically on popularity alone. The first dance emmitt did with cheryl burke was better then anything jerry rice did all last year. Between that, the judges loving him and the fact half their vote is based on fan call in's....he's my early favorite to win along with....
mario lopez-he broke out the old school moves from kids incorporated and was definitely the best overall dancer in the competition...not sure he can win the fans over like emmit can tho..plus, i really think he may be gay. yes, that's right. I think AC Slater is gay. Watch him tonite and i dare you to argue with me....
Tucker Carlson-The news show host. Awful. He's gone tonight.
Jerry Springer- he too was awful...but he's jerry springer. Not bad for as old as he was really...i was kinda impressed in fact. he'll hang around for the simple fact the entire audience chants "jerry ,jerry, jerry..." when he dances...
Sarah evans-country singer....eh, nothing real spectacular here..really bland...she wont hang around long either.
Vivica a. Fox- Did anyone else know she's over 40? Yeah, me either. THat was kinda disappointing really. She went from really hot to Pam Grier overnite. I can't get over that. Anywho, she was alright...nothin special either
Monique somebody- some actress from a highschool musical movie..she may do alright.
Shanna Barker-former miss usa and married to blink 182 singer Travis Barker...who along with her starred in meet the barkers' on mtv. Well, she's getting divorced from him and her whole appearance centered around that. She too was just 'alright'. Altho, i'm guessin gwhy she's getting divrced. She didn't look like no miss usa anymore...but she had a nice smile.
Joey Lawrence- Whoaaaa..Blossom! Well, where do i start here. 1) he shaved his head 2) apparently he's married his highschool sweetheart 3) He wore a sleeveless shirt the whole time 4) he OILED up before his routine
nuff said
Willa Ford-She's my early favorite to pull a kristy swanson and bang her partner. She and her guy were all over each other. It's obvious. She wasn't nearly as hot as i remembered her being in that "bad" video she had when she was dating that kid from one of the boy bands. But still...she's good lookin'. Probably one of the best women...she's high on the list to win it from the woman's side.
I'm sure i'm forgetting someone...but that's what stuck out. The show still captivates me..obviously. Tonite someone goes down (tucker carlson i'm sure of it). I'll have updates i'm sure through out the season...can't wait.
The dancers are still hot. The women ones. They brought back the same ones as last year and gave some a few favors. Namely, the chick that had master p last year (who didn't give a crap the whole competition and was out in round 1) got harry hamlin (more on him in a minute) who's wife was in it last year (lisa rinna, who i still feel was on anti-depression medicine during the whole show) and was really excited to do it himself. Total reversal. Cheryl burke, who won it last year with drew lachey got emmit smith (more on him too) and looks likeshe's got a shot at winning it again. However, the root of this show is the smoking hot dancers and the way they move thier butts and legs and boobs. It's great when you pair that with some random B-list celebreties looking for any time in the sun after their glory days have long gone in most cases. So..here we go...random thoughts from through out the nite.
1) cheryl burke chunked up in the offseason..but her acne cleared up. She's still hot, but definitely heavier and she wore so much foundation as it was last year that the acne only came out during the rehearsal's...so, that was disappointing.
2) Every other dancer got hotter and more europey. What's europey you ask? The fact they all have that accent that you normally only hear in a james bond movie when hes trying to defend a stolen apache helicopter off an aircraft carrier in the mediterranean. You know the accent. It's awesome.
3)the hosts and judges are almost exactly the same. Solid, sometimes so cheesy it's hard to watch, basically meat puppets.
4) the contestants...
Emmit Smith-really surprised me here on this one. last year jerry rice made the finals basically on popularity alone. The first dance emmitt did with cheryl burke was better then anything jerry rice did all last year. Between that, the judges loving him and the fact half their vote is based on fan call in's....he's my early favorite to win along with....
mario lopez-he broke out the old school moves from kids incorporated and was definitely the best overall dancer in the competition...not sure he can win the fans over like emmit can tho..plus, i really think he may be gay. yes, that's right. I think AC Slater is gay. Watch him tonite and i dare you to argue with me....
Tucker Carlson-The news show host. Awful. He's gone tonight.
Jerry Springer- he too was awful...but he's jerry springer. Not bad for as old as he was really...i was kinda impressed in fact. he'll hang around for the simple fact the entire audience chants "jerry ,jerry, jerry..." when he dances...
Sarah evans-country singer....eh, nothing real spectacular here..really bland...she wont hang around long either.
Vivica a. Fox- Did anyone else know she's over 40? Yeah, me either. THat was kinda disappointing really. She went from really hot to Pam Grier overnite. I can't get over that. Anywho, she was alright...nothin special either
Monique somebody- some actress from a highschool musical movie..she may do alright.
Shanna Barker-former miss usa and married to blink 182 singer Travis Barker...who along with her starred in meet the barkers' on mtv. Well, she's getting divorced from him and her whole appearance centered around that. She too was just 'alright'. Altho, i'm guessin gwhy she's getting divrced. She didn't look like no miss usa anymore...but she had a nice smile.
Joey Lawrence- Whoaaaa..Blossom! Well, where do i start here. 1) he shaved his head 2) apparently he's married his highschool sweetheart 3) He wore a sleeveless shirt the whole time 4) he OILED up before his routine
nuff said
Willa Ford-She's my early favorite to pull a kristy swanson and bang her partner. She and her guy were all over each other. It's obvious. She wasn't nearly as hot as i remembered her being in that "bad" video she had when she was dating that kid from one of the boy bands. But still...she's good lookin'. Probably one of the best women...she's high on the list to win it from the woman's side.
I'm sure i'm forgetting someone...but that's what stuck out. The show still captivates me..obviously. Tonite someone goes down (tucker carlson i'm sure of it). I'll have updates i'm sure through out the season...can't wait.
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